Security Diagram and SOX Space Lazer

I recently found a Sarbanes-Oxley (SOX) Space Lazer (sic) on a network security diagram. No kidding. The following items also appeared:

• Interstate 495
• Wang 5000
• Batphone
• Peanut butter
• Printer of evil
• Gene Hackman
• Automated Retirement Party Flyer Generation Appliance

To find those items and much more, grab your buddy Elmo and head over to Bringing You Only the Best in Security Network Diagrams. TomBot’s diagram is waiting for you. If you’re at work, try not to laugh out loud.

p.s. Somebody translate the text in the upper left corner for me, please.

See also Diagram of Typical IT Audit