If you need to read about how to be an irritating auditor, you obviously haven’t been auditing very long. According to most auditees, that quality comes with the territory, right? I hope not!
Anyway, IIA’s Mike Jacka has a great post entitled, You Might Be an Irritating Auditor, where he lists a number of IFs…
My favorite is:
If your cellphone ringtone is a police siren..You might be an irritating auditor. (In fact, you may just be irritating, period.)
His list (IIA membership required, unfortunately) is worth a couple chuckles. I’d add this one:
If your favorite phrase from Hawaii Five-O (the original series) is “Book em Danno“, you might be an OLD irritating auditor.